Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Cleveland Pintuck

The act of hiding one's dick in a hurry, after oral sex in a car has just been interrupted by an authority figure such as cops, parents or teachers. Endless examples of hiding places.

Enjoying a blowjob in a parked car long after curfew, Matty was forced to do a Cleveland Pintuck, hiding his dick in Samantha's bra, thus preserving his dignity as the popo arrived at the scene and shined their lights in the car windows.

by imaHOEHOEinohio19 February 06, 2009

Sword-Swallowing

Deep-throating gone horribly wrong, choking on one's penis during a bj.

Omg It was so bad last night, I was totally sword-swallowing!! I choked!!!

by imaHOEHOEinohio19 February 06, 2009