A fork of Rural Dictionary
sadly, one of the most unknown youtubers , she has over 100000 subscribers, which is much, but not as much compared to others like shit pewdiepie and such, she makes funny videos, she´s good looking, from iceland, and is very nice to her followers and such.
max: yo bud, I heard you like Morges, why? ivar: because she is very beautiful, funny and nice.
The absolute shithole alcohol monopoly in Sweden, you gotta be fucking 20 to buy a can of 5% beer. The thing about systembolaget is that it´s controlled by the Foreign Intelligence Service of the Russian Federation because Vladimir Putin doesn´t want Sweden to drink more than Russia.
Jonas: Hey mom, can you go to systembolaget aka kommunistbolaget to get some beers? Mom: Sure
when someone fries a pan and then hits it on someones ass, originally created in egypt
Max:hey Ivar, do u know what an egyptian sunburn is? Ivar: No I don´t know, please tell me Max. Max: it´s when someone fries a pan and then hits it on someones ass Ivar: Nice.
when you fry a pan without anything on it and then smack it on someones ass.
he was so rude to me that I decided to pay back, so i gave him an egyptian sunburn.