A fork of Rural Dictionary
hitting someone in the face with a book
Yo, she got outta line so I facebooked her and now shes missing three teeth.
when receiving oral sex and then your legs get lifted and the person starts eating your ass leaving you stuck on your back with your anus in the air (like a turtle).
She was sucking my cock but then I got turtled.
when an anus is filled with popcorn kernels and hot butter is poured into it
I love the feel, and he loves the taste, when we do some jiffy-poppin!