A fork of Rural Dictionary
hitting someone in the face with a book
Yo, she got outta line so I facebooked her and now shes missing three teeth.
v. The action of 1) looking someone up on thefacebook or 2) asking someone to be your friend on thefacebook
That guy I made out with last night facebooked me this morning...
When you are too busy on facebook to do anything else.Early symptom of Facebook addiction and a sign that you need to get a life.
Gerald: Yo dude a bunch of us are trying to go to the club man are you free? Samuel: Sorry man, I just saw my schedule and I'm facebooked on all of my time slots.
The action of using the Facebook. Often used as a slam.
"I facebooked your mom last night!"
When a biased person tries to prevent you from expressing your opinion.
Mark: Good morning, your account has been suspended because you've violated our biased community standards. Amr: Am I being facebooked?
When you write something personal on facebook, and then someone who you're not really friends with finds out.
I didn't want my relationship status to appear on facebook, so I removed it. Facebook handled this by creating a mini-feed item that said "YourDailyLOL is no longer listed as Single!" Then random coworkers came up to me to ask about the "big news." The irony, though, is that I've been in an ltr for over a year, but just didn't want to announce it. I got facebooked.