Country Dictionary

v. To introduce someone to a douche bag.

Jon: My friend Frank is coming to town, I have to warn you though, he kinda sucks... bad... Jord: So we have to hang out? We haaaaave to? Jon: Just wait till I introdouche you, you'll know what I mean!

Slang for deodorant.

Chris Mitchell: "My daddy taught me not to wear armpit makeup."

An exclamation of disbelief. Often used in answer form to confuse the interrogator. Can be used as praise during a performance or after hearing exciting news.

Bryan: "Man that concert was intense" Jord: "I know! Whatte?! Whaaaaatte!?"

The equivalent of being Jack Johnsoned or munsoned. Being fooled into a situation you can't escape. Especially true in traveling jobs when you are duped into an extended stay in a sub-par suburban town selling a ridiculous product, like posters to college kids.

1: "Dude, I think we're Fairfaxed. Two whole weeks in Little Rapids and my source is M.I.A." 2: "We have 7 more days here? Holy shit we are Fairfaxed"

Slang for deodorant.

Glen: Hey dude, I'm smelling like a can of garbage, can I use your pitstick before i leave? Jordan: Sure, whatever, just leave it in the bathroom.

v. To fly in a piece of tail to "pork". To importing vagina.

Glen: What happened to that girl you were importing? Jordan: Don't you mean "impork?"

v. When a person pays travel costs for another person to engage in sexual intercourse; i.e. the importing of sexual goods.

Glen: What happened to that girl you were importing? Jordan: Don't you mean "impork?"