A fork of Rural Dictionary
Dog Appreciation Day
They love you, so give them some luvin'.
If you don't have a dog , get one. They are perfect. They can't be corrupt, unlike humans. They're loyal, and sweet, and SO GOSH DANG ADORABLE.
You: It's October 28 puppy!
Dog: *yay*
Curse You Day
You can curse whenever you want and no one can say anything bad about it.
Person 1: ***** ***** **********
Person 2: It's July 27
Nacho Average Day
Eat Nachos and make nacho puns
Person 1: I love you in queso you didn't know.
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Person 2: It's December 3rd, but it's noch-yo cheese
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Person 3: Do you wanna taco 'bout it?