Country Dictionary

an incredible drink composed of Henessey, and (blue) Hypnotic, usually served in a very tall glass. It's green and it's very strong.

I slammed two hulks and got wayy shitty.

having sexuality or being extremely hot. to be as cool as a squeege.

taylor looks very squeegelicious all the time baby.

cunt, vagina, pussy...

i have a punani itch! hey look i have a punani hole!

someone who accuses girls of being crack whores

"I hate when I he calls me a crack whore, he is such a phill"

1. different but cool/nice
2. a bad smell

1. those are sum funky socks
2. those are sum funky socks

Director of "The Gunfight," a short film found in The All-American Rejects' self-titled debut ECD. Also the alias of the band's lead singer and bassist, Tyson Ritter.

TJ McNizzle is soo goddamn fine that I think I'm gonna piss myself

any kind of food containg ham, bread slices, fruit, sugar, and tomatoes all in one dish. Usually has the word "pudding" or "pie" afterwards to make it SOUND good.

shephards pie (for god's sake your eating shephards, man!)
mince pie (ewww)