A fork of Rural Dictionary
Verb - To maul in the face with finger tips in towards cranium.
I bear clawed Tom after he skinned the bear Andrew.
when u get fucked up at a party then go to fuck ya girl, you can supposovly fuck the shit out of her in your eyes, but in reality or the girls eyes its the shittiest fuck immagionable.
last night i gave her long and hard and shitty drunk whiskey dick.
to be extremely ugly. sort of short for "god sure beat her with the ugly stick!!"
Man, Pug didn't just get beaten with the ugly stick, she got pummelled.
getting in tha sitiation of gettin down with a girl at a club or somtin and she got a badoonkadoonk and a nice pair of titties but her face looks like she wuz beaten with a ugly base ball bat, well long story short brown bag special is getting a brown paper bag and putting it over a bitches head so that you dont have to see her face while your bangin the dogg shit out of her!!!!
damn fool!!!!!!! that bitches face looks busted as hell, shit she got a badoonkadoonk.........brown bag special