Country Dictionary

This dorky kid named Matt that goes to Sonoma State!

Matt you are a bacock!

alternate name for the sweetest state in the U.S., New Jersey. (NJ)

"Punk Rawk all up in the Ennjay, yo, fo shizzle!"

A good and popular show meant for all ages. It has quite a good plot and fanbase. And LadyDevimon has big breasts.

Digimon fanfics are cool.

Onamonatopia, the sound something heavy (i.e. a dead body) makes when one throws it into a large body of water (i.e. that lake behind your house, don't think I don't know what you're doing...)

*rock is thrown into water* *ploink*
Damn, he's made the largest ploink yet.

Blind and bus at da same time.

Ho I is so bluss right now

the godliest of all New Jersey diners. Located on the greatest road of all, Route 9, in Howell. Makes excellent Pizza Burgers. open 24 hrs.

Kerri: "The Regent kicks the Crystal Palace's ass!"
Jess: "Hell yea!"

An acronym for "Easy White Girl" a nasty, racist term applied to.... well, an easy white girl.
Often used by non-white girls towards white girls flirting with non-white men.

"you ain't nothing but an EWG!"