Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

up your ass and around the corner

person 1: where's my ipod
person 2: up your ass and around the corner

oh now i found my ipod

to hide something and say where it is known as up your ass and around the corner

by laughingcat1963 November 11, 2007

Elevator music

shittier music for people that want the REAL music and it is the hip hop music that is the real music

why can't this fuckin store turn off this shitty elevator music and put it on 94.5 instead of this boring crap

by laughingcat1963 November 29, 2007

magic stick

i got the magic stick I know if I can hit once, I can hit twice
I hit the baddest chicks
Shorty don't believe me, then come with me tonight
And I'll show you maaagic
(What? What?) Maaagic

magic stick is the best song by lil kim

by laughingcat1963 November 29, 2007

older than dirt

hey, how old are you i'm 60 ha that is older than dirt

If anyone is over 60 years old, they are older than dirt

by laughingcat1963 November 20, 2007

piss house

what new york city houses smell like

this place smells like a piss house

by laughingcat1963 October 21, 2007