Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

gashmutzed

seriously messed up

After she broke up with her boyfriend, Jane found that everything else was pretty well gashmutzed also.

by lightbulb July 02, 2003

Japorussian

{1} Something that is both Japanese and Russian, or {2} an object with an unknown nationality.

Yeah, so, that new kid... is he Japorussian or what?

by lightbulb June 30, 2003

Social

Similar to a guido, only this term refers to the Mexican faction of these people. They usually wear designer clothes , ugly Deisel shoes, Nextel Boost Mobile phones attached to the hip, and guys have spiked up hair with loads of gel. They use a lot of Spanish slang and are often loud and obnoxious. Party a lot and blast shitty techno from their cars. This term seems to be limited to San Diego, feel free to let me know otherwise.

Those socials will be partying in TJ tonight.

by Lightbulb March 26, 2005

shitload

more than an assload but still less than a fuckton.

I have a shitload of beer, but down at my friend's place, they have a whole fuckton.

by lightbulb March 15, 2004

LeekClock

The coolest guy in town.

LeekClock bitch-slapped LightbulbClock and asked him where his money was.

by Lightbulb December 24, 2003

Mena

Hot stuff.

Menasaurous Rex
Menamizer
Menabator

by Lightbulb April 15, 2004

dime-store whore

(1) a very cheap prostitute or (2) a girl dressed so as to look undressed

With her miniskirt and combat boots, Rachel looked like a dime-store whore.

by lightbulb July 02, 2003