A fork of Rural Dictionary
When one's back is turned to someone who is attempting conversation, you swivel around, roll your eyes, and say "I'm not talking to you!"
Robbie: Susan did you see that? Erin just pulled a healy on that annoying chick at the bar trying to talk to her!
Verb: Pronounced /fok/ 3rd person present: phocks; past tense: phocked; past participle: phocked; present participle: phocking To ruin someone's meal plans (especially when involving noodles).
Erin (via text): "Rabiah, I'm here at the Vietnamese place, you totally phocked me! I want to throw this noodle in your face!" Rabiah: "I waited 2 phocking hours!" Erin: "Phock!"
When two female friends (one hot and one not) are both single at the same time and the ugly one gets the guys the pretty one didn’t pick for the night
Kristin: Katie and Lala are both single trolling for dick at the club every night Rabs: Yep, gross Katie is getting her some Laleftovers
The surgical removal of the penis
Jacqui: Did you hear Caitlyn may get manslaughter? Ryan: Wow, I thought she hadn't planned on cutting her dick off. Jacqui: I guess she is now! cockHeShetranny
See definition of Karen, except this one accuses the manager for her positive Covid test less than 24 hrs after being in the establishment
Erika: Me and my friends tested positive for Covid and the only common denominator is that place we went yesterday so I’m calling the manager Aunt: honey, don’t be a basic Karen, you can’t get Covid that fast.
Verb. Waffling when you're stuck between a rock and a hard place.
Mark: I'm falafeling between going to bed and that chick. Rabiah: That's my sister! Quit falafeling and pick her already!
-I don't give a shit and I wish you'd shut the fuck up!(Pronounced with a drawl -n-AH-ss)
Michael: So I lost a bet and had to wear a pink tutu to the golf event ... Kristin <feigning interest>: How nice. How VERY very nice.