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0 means nothing.

I have 0 friends...

The number of fucks that one gives.

Person 1: Excuse me, sir, can you spare a fuck? Person 2: I am truly sorry, I have 0 fucks left.

The amount of times you have had sex

Jim: hey Steve, how many times have you had sex? Steve: 0 Jim: that sucks

The number before 1 but after -1 Without this we would be nothing

-1 0 1 The normal sequence of numbers from -1 going to 1

A number donating nothingness, the absence of anything at all.

0 isn't nothing, it's a number.

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Where Captain Planet is taking pollution.

Person A: hey, can I litter here? Person B: yeah, don't worry about it, Captain Planet will take it down to 0 for you.