Country Dictionary

phowlancer

Some lazy ass guy.
phonetic German "Faulenzer"

You're such a phawkin phowlancer, dude!

cuntnexxian

an (mostly internet-) connection that really sucks.

Dude, cuntnexxian imminent, dude!!11!1 Me like gonna phawk teh ISP, rite?

teh f0kk

1337 short form for "what the fuck"

Alice: "Dude, Bush won teh lexxianz..."
Bob: "...teH f0kK??!"

schwrr

schwrr s anthr wrd fr krstn.

m gs lk: "krst y r sch schwrr..."
krstn gs lk: "f shzzl m nzzl!!"

spectacularity

The missing noun for something fucking spectacular.

Dude, there was spectacularity present, dude!

phawk

A polite way of saying "phukk".

Gee w00t tis phawkin n00b si teh ghey shice!!!11!1