Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Mocos

Boogers or snot.
Not to be confused with 'Mecos' which is Mexican Spanish vernacular for semen.

"Eew! Don't eat your mocos, cochino!"

by Madamasselle December 17, 2003

Bushonics

A neologistic vernacular form of American English as it is spoken from the present President of the United States. This can possibly be attributed to a history of rampant and unchecked alcohol and substance abused (marijuana, cocaine) or being dropped on his head at a young age. If American english was spoken in patois this would be it.
See Bushisms,Bush-speak,Bush-talk,Bush-babble.

Misunderestimate, Interpercepted, axis of evil,revisionist historians, suiciders.

by Madamasselle July 16, 2003

shitslap

the act of farting into ones own cupped hand and quickly shoving the stench into an unsuspecting victims nostrils. Must be done quickly so as to not lose farts potency

"I was watching tv and minding my own bidness when Shawn straight shitslapped me!"

by Madamasselle March 02, 2003

charger

See shitslap

by Madamasselle March 02, 2003

grape

Slang for one's head or skull

"My grape is so big most hat's don't fit me."

by Madamasselle March 02, 2003

Parental Advisory

A censorship sticker, very much like the Seal of Approval that comic books were made to have well into the 70's. It warns parents of possible material that may be considered obcene without any specific details about what is objectionable.
Perpetrated by a censorship lobby consisting of upper middle class conservative white women, such as Tipper Gor, who felt it necessary to police the music industry for messages that were politically or socially inconsistent with their own. This label dampens sales which in turn hampers musical, lyrical, or artistically creativite material.
At its inception the parental advisory sticker targeted mainly such musicians as Frank Zappa but today the target is hip-hop and rappers along with video game creators

My mom didnt let me but the CD because it had a parental advisory sticker, which she said had it like that because it talked about raping women. But later when I listed to it it just was criticizing American and the LAPD.

by Madamasselle December 17, 2003

Wetneck

The mexican equivalent of a redneck.

They are often seen sporting cowboy hats and boots, wearing unbuttoned silk or cotton shirts with wife beaters on underneath and driving a chevy pick-up (Notice the silhouetted female on the mudflaps.) Can't speak english well or at all. Laborers who are often enslaved, I mean, contracted for severely low-paying jobs

by Madamasselle March 02, 2003