Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

afungus

When the mushroom is acting rather suspicious

"There's afungus among us"

by man this honestly sucks January 13, 2022

beat a child day

the one day of the year where you can beat whatever child you choose to beat.

"ayo did you know its beat a child day?" "nah man i didnt"

by man this honestly sucks September 22, 2022

Anky Breaker

when your anky was broken

"Yo did you get caught by the po po" "Ye. they pulled out the anky breaker on my ass"

by man this honestly sucks March 31, 2022

House Strats

When you juke them deer with an ankle breaker

"yo, did you get caught by the police?" "nah, I pulled some House Strats on they ass"

by man this honestly sucks March 31, 2022

AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!

people just screaming and yelling in a state of panic

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE TEAM IS DOUBLE-DIPPING IN PUMP KINKY CREAM!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG-THE LOCKER ROOM LOOKS LIKE THE CAVE AT THE GORILLA TRAINING CAMP!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE'RE ALL SITTING ON IT AND RIPPING BLUNTS TOO! AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!

by man this honestly sucks December 02, 2022

Joke

The only thing that's never taken seriously or even brought up 24/7 and is only funny when seen

I'm talking about you "schools." trying to make life bland without jokes

by man this honestly sucks February 10, 2022

yes

yes

person 1: yes person 2: yes

by man this honestly sucks February 07, 2022