Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Kid Armor

The use of children by certain adults, often so-called social conservatives, to ban, censor or otherwise prohibit certain words, topics or whole people & cultures- usually by transforming their own offense into a crusade to protect children. A form of virtue signaling

"You can't have a little girl with a crush on another girl in an animated movie because we have to protect children from being sexualized."
"Cartoon characters have been open-mouth kissing in Disney movies for a hundred years. You're fine with it when it's a boy & a girl. The kid armor is tired, fam."

by manytimesasteddyrileysaidyepye February 10, 2025

Uncle Cuckus

A person who works against their own people or knowingly allows themselves to be used as a tool by enemies who are working against people like themselves. Similar concepts include coon, sambo, house n word, house slave, etc. A portmanteau of Uncle Tom, Uncle Ruckus and Cuck. A slave who rats the plan to flee/revolt to massa for some hot biscuits.

"Who wins the Uncle Cuckus Award between Clarence Thomas, Clandace Owens, Larry Elder, Tim Scott, Byron Donald's Cuck, Vivek Ramapickme, Nikki Haley, Ben Shapiro, David Rubin, Caitlyn Jenner or the black gay guy who got kicked out of the maGA gathering & still blew maGA like they're not gonna force him to marry a woman?"
"Poor rural white dummies."
"Now if you'll notice the definition, it says people who Knowingly are tools for their enemies against themselves."
"Then Dave Chappelle."
"AH! Forgot about him. Touché."

by manytimesasteddyrileysaidyepye February 14, 2025

Freethinkr

A person who lives on an ideological plantation, is not a real freethinker and in fact has zero critical thinking skills, but believe they do, because the side of the aisle they're chained to constantly bombards their feeble minds with "We are thuh freethinking, logical reasonal, critical drinkural side! *Huff* we just arrive at all these thoughts through logical reasonal! Duh! Obviously you're the smort boi!" rhetoric. Overlaps heavily with the logical reasonal & the chronline. Plural: freethinkrz

"Jon is such a freethinkr he believes everything he sees on a YT channel once he hears 'Do your own research' and because it's called VERITAS and he saw in the comments that means TRUTH without regard for the fact that the algorithm only prioritizes the sort of content he peruses without regard to how many dubious facts it intravenously feeds him."

"White male freethinkrz are the most offended people of all time. Right alongside white lib females. Did you see them flip over Assassin's Creed Shadows? Bruh."

by manytimesasteddyrileysaidyepye February 17, 2025

Bill Burring

When you realize you done fucked up & try to backtrack.

"Bruh remember when Billy Burr was whinging about cAnCeL CuLtUrE and No Reason To Hit A Woman was used by reich wing Men Are Innocent Gods/Modernwomen thuh Bad grifters to indoctrinate dumb YouTubers but then he got scared cuz his wife & kids are black and he knew they would suffer under the regime he was too stupid to realize himself and other comedians were being used to usher in so he tried to backpedal and really criticize maga after it was too late?"
"Yeah I uh- I mean long story short I had to back up on the highway the other day. And I literally thought to myself like AAAHHH I'm Bill Burring it!!"

Sigmalpha

The sort of fuckboi still doing that Greek Alphabet people bs in 2025 and coming off like a peak omega.

"Kirk, if you don't miss me with that sigmalpha bullshit. Sit your ass down somewhere and think saying 'Women lack AcCoUnTaBiLiTy' makes people unable to realize you're trying to make it so men never have to face accountability."

by manytimesasteddyrileysaidyepye February 16, 2025

Tot Armor

The use of children by certain adults, often so-called social conservatives, to ban, censor or otherwise prohibit certain words, topics or whole people & cultures- usually by transforming their own offense into a crusade to protect children. A form of virtue signaling.

"You can't have a little girl with a crush on another girl in an animated movie because we have to protect children from being sexualized."
"Cartoon characters have been open-mouth kissing in Disney movies for a hundred years. You're fine with it when it's a boy & a girl. The tot armor is tired, fam."

by manytimesasteddyrileysaidyepye February 14, 2025

Crosstika

The symbol of the unorthodox white evangelical sect of Christianity as practiced by a horde of undereducated Souther'n & MidWest Amerikkkan mouthbreathers. The actual meaning of the 4 word narrative of Nectarine Nutter Papaya Pedo Cheeto Clayface and his dregs.

After 2025, vendors began to remove the phrase designed to fool simpletons & simply embroidered the symbol of the crosstika on the redhats and pinned them to the skull of the wearer. In this way, like in Inglorious Basterds, you could know the full evil of who they were on sight.

by manytimesasteddyrileysaidyepye February 17, 2025