A fork of Rural Dictionary
You
Aaron: mommy what is the worst accident that happened?
Mom: You honey, You
when you’ve done everything besides actual sex
friend: so me and Alex hooked up last night
me: OMG does that mean you’re not a virgin anymore?
friend: i’m half a virgin, his dick didn’t go in
Sometimes a dumb bitch but overall a great friend, ten out of ten would recommend being her kids' godmother
YOU: i need me a nice bitch
GOOGLE: did you mean: Kaitlynn?
half duck half beaver looking thing, who’s also a secret spy and wear a cool hat.
doofenshmirtz: wait! who are u!....platypus? PERRY THE PLATYPUS!!