A fork of Rural Dictionary
Cleaning the earth of pollution, including all chemical pollution, and wrong minds. This is a supplemental process to death, and choosing which lives and biological characteristics to produce. Includes everything on earth, mental and chemical.
"Earthnic cleansing is new and different and isn't Ethnic" "Clean that Earth you Earthnic cleansing Flat Earther!" "Earth day's new mission is Earthnic stuff."
Also Snafüd. Etymology: from Snafu, meaning a blunder. Food blunders are snafus relating to food. Combined we have Snafüd, or Snafood.
“You were Snafüd when at 2:00 am you had those extra 3000 calories.” “Bro, why you gotta put meat in that vegan persons dish. You totally Snafood them.” “This is a Snafüd that’s worth it. Next time I’ll change.”
A very good looking person you wouldn't mind having relations with. Someone who is "Scrumptious". from Scrumptious, meaning tasty or delicious. Scrumpt-ee-ous, Scrumptyous, Scrumpty
"I was driving down the road and saw a chick who was totally scrumptious. She was scrumpty." "OMG that guy at the bar was Scrumptyous. He was a Scrumpty."
Older people who control conversations thinking they “know it all” without having any authority or justification like mansplainers.
“I had some rando granny agesplaining today I should find Christ.” “That asshole agesplained to me for 20 minutes straight” “Agesplain from afar, near deather!”