A fork of Rural Dictionary
A very good looking person you wouldn't mind having relations with. Someone who is "Scrumptious". from Scrumptious, meaning tasty or delicious. Scrumpt-ee-ous, Scrumptyous, Scrumpty
"I was driving down the road and saw a chick who was totally scrumptious. She was scrumpty." "OMG that guy at the bar was Scrumptyous. He was a Scrumpty."
A word used mostly in the South-West England to describe someone who is a Numpty (a bit dopey/silly), but also very attractive and loveable. i.e. Scrumptious + Numpty = Scrumpty. The word also sounds very much like an English South West type of cider: Scrumpy.
After trying to impress Joan, Paul managed to make a bit of a fool of himself. Joan to a friend: "Ah, he might be a bit dopey, but he's definitely gorgeous." Friend: "A Scrumpty then." Joan: "Yeah."
A word used mostly in the South-West England to describe someone who is a Numpty (a bit dopey/silly), but also very attractive and loveable. i.e. Scrumptious + Numpty = Scrumpty. The word also sounds very much like an English South West type of cider: Scrumpy.
After trying to impress Joan, Paul managed to make a bit of a fool of himself. Joan to a friend: "Ah, he might be a bit dopey, but he's definitely gorgeous." Friend: "A Scrumpty then." Joan: "Yeah."
The act of shoving an egg up someone's ass and fucking them til it's scrambled.
Last night was sweet, she let me give her a scrumpty dumpty.
The act where a man shoots his load of semen into a bowl, then dips scrotum in said bowl, and uses his testicles as a paint brush on his partners face, creating the ‘scrumpty.’
I’m bouta put a Scrumpty on this nigga’s face.