Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Gomer

A large "Pyle" of shit.

" Don't walk on the lawn..... Theres too many Gomers out there".

by mavros April 08, 2006

Pecker Checker

That Fucking Flaming, Faggot standing at the urinal next to you... And he isn't even Pisssssssssing!!!

" I think that Pecker Checker wanted to be a Peter eater for a day"?

by mavros April 08, 2006

tea baggin

to dunk your nads in the bitches mouth. You know... The old "In & Out" Routine.

It seems like Big Mamma was tea baggin too mucken futch... I can't understand what his {or her?} definition is supposed to say? Big Mamma says: "UUUUUUHHHHH, iuyevosQKAsijh AKYRefiwareuhrbtc98eas74hr=-" What evah!!!

by mavros April 17, 2006

double assed

A realy fat person who looks like they have an ass in the front as well as the back.

Large Marge looks like she could shit out the front or back end, da bitch is double assed!!!

by mavros April 08, 2006

ruptured balls

UHHH... Could be the painfull outcome from sliding down a rope.

When you slide down a rope and your balls Feel like soap... you've got mail.Huh? NO NO you've got ruptured balls. OR When your slammed inthe door and your balls hitthe floor... you know what you've got?

by mavros April 10, 2006

buggin out

This is basicaly the same as "freekn'out", It's brought on by using too much Cocaine,Regardless of what ever form it's in; be it : Crack, or powder, even in liquid form.

Pat allways is buggin out when he smokes crack. He thinks hes being watched but when you ask him "who's watching"? He says "I don't know".

by mavros April 27, 2006

7-11

What you win when you hit the Indian lottery.

Gneriwerl said: " I scratched and scratched and the dot matched the dot on my forehead... I WON the 7-11 is mine. I can now legaly rob and poison the American people."

by mavros April 09, 2006