Country Dictionary

What you would say when you walk up on a group of men... "HYMEN"

"hymen, Is this the Kick the Ex-wife in the cunt club"?

This would generaly be the outcome of going to bed with an itchy hiney.

Confucious say: "Man go to bed with itchy hiney... Wakes up with smelly finger."

To fart while taking a piss.

the dude at the urinal just made cheesewhiz

The act of dropping your ciggerette while youre driving.

I was on my way to church with a groupe of nuns when i got a scrotum sizzla.

To smoke while shoving your schlong into any orifice.

" C'mon man...are we leaving?" "Yeah, i'm just finnishing up on a puff n stuff".

A cunt! Twat, 'jina, Hole, PussPuss

I'm going to Nancys and eat her boxed lunch @ the Y

this is the term used when refering to "Fido's" Pud, or "pecker", when it comes out of its sheeth to play with "Fifi".(pronounced; fee-fee) for all you illiterate interlectuals!

" The good (Yeah rite!!!) Rev. Al Sharpton just can't stop playing with Tawana's dogs pink pencile..." He just aint nevuh seen nuffin like it.