A fork of Rural Dictionary
The dirtiest, most Faggiest,place i've ever had the DIS-pleasure to "visit"! I heard they were going to rename it "Inceston", Scince 99.9% of the population is the result of inbreeding. Funny thing about Scranton... no dentists! At least I think there isn't, scince none of the "Scrantonions" have anymore than three (3) teeth in their blowholes! At least to live on "Strong Island" you need to have a good amount of CA$H, infact my toilet bowlcost more $ than any so called house in that shithole!
The town "motto" for Scranton is... " Come to Scranton,the city where incest is best"!
The Brown star located at the center of the "Ass" Constalation.
Erney: "Man, I'm so tired, Bill" Bill: " Why, what were you doing last night"? Erney: "I was staring at Uranus all night"! Erney: " Hey... slow down Bill, Where are you running off to"? ( 2 sec. later, Bill is just a small dot all the way down the road). Erney: "What did I say"?
Easy to start: 1.) Find a minimum of at least 2 Bums. 2.)Go tell Bum #1 that Bum #2 was the guy responsible for putting him on the street and that he stole the last little bit of Thunderbird, and his last cigarette filter, you know, the one that has 3 to 4 grains of tobacco on it. 3.)Sit back and watch the crust chip away as they come out swingin'. Sometimes it'll work when you walk through Grand Central Station and drop a dollar in change in front of a gaggle of Bum.
I Got filthy when I started a couple of Bum Fights and their crust was flying!
What's the matter, didn't anyone out there ever watch the Brady Bunch? They were so "Groovy" & "Far-out"! Anyway, in one episode, Jan (Eve Plumb), was envious of Marsha,Marsha,Marsha, and all of her "Hunks" playing hide the sausage, meanwhile, she (Jan) wasn't very talented @ playing the "skin flute", So she create, (so to speak) An imaginary boyfriend named... GEORGE GLASS
Jorje: Que passa my freng? Homes, that Jan is looking "Kaliente" Pedro: Jew better chill Meng, ... You better not let George Glass hear you! I heard that he is one bad Gringo! By the way, did you ever see him? Jorje: Nah vatto, you? Pedro: Nah, but I heard that he's so BAD... he can blow bubbles through bricks!!!
A real shity hamburger, you know... the kind they serve in the school lunch room.
I'm not eating in the cafeteria , they are servin' hockey pucks today.