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zito

A falsification of the the truth. Something that just sounds so bizarre its got to be made up.

Person A: Dude, do you know why Van-Damme ain't one of the Expandables?..it's cos he got ass wooped by Micky Rourke..kakow!

Person B: Wizzit?..your havin' a larf!

Person C: Ha! Get you facts straight you orange!.. it was Chuck Zito who beat him, not Rourke!

Person B: What a load of Zito!

Person A: Me bitches!

by maxplasma January 16, 2011

drave

The intent or actuation of driving down to an event, location or similar, but while doing so listening to a selection of some ‘quality tuuunes’ on the stereo and as a result recreating the atmosphere of the rave in your vehicle.

Person A: ‘fook... guess was-appenin’ tonight?!.. Jay De Silva is gonna dress up in a corset and play his drums while jumpin’ on a trapampoline!’

Person B: ‘wraaaaaa!... lets have a drink at the poob then bust a chickow-cow down’

Person A ‘Coolio yo.. but the tubes are all foooked!’

Person B ‘Get yo playlist bitch!.. we’re DRAVE (IN)’ it’

by maxplasma November 26, 2010

draving

The intent or actuation of driving down to an event, location or similar, but while doing so listening to a selection of some ‘quality tuuunes’ on the stereo and as a result recreating the atmosphere of the rave in your vehicle.

Person A: ‘fook... guess was-appenin’ tonight?!.. Jay De Silva is gonna dress up in a corset and play his drums while jumpin’ on a trapampoline!’

Person B: ‘wraaaaaa!... lets have a drink at the poob then bust a chickow-cow down’

Person A ‘Coolio yo.. but the tubes are all foooked!’

Person B ‘Get yo playlist bitch!.. we’re DRAVING it’

by maxplasma December 04, 2010