A fork of Rural Dictionary
When somebody hears something and believes it to be fact even though it is just hearsay, and splits off into a new herd of sheeple.
Susan whispers to the new secretary Gina, "Here comes Jimmy. Don't give him any attention because he has 'Heard Mentality' and will go on and on if he thinks you believe him." Jimmy "Hi Gina I'm Jimmy. Say, have you heard about the ____(conspiracy_of_the_day)____? This video is evidence it's true. You have to watch the whole thing though and they splain it all!. It's only 59 minutes long."
Someone who gains pleasure from shoving his ammo into the rectum of a firearm and then ejaculating it out the penis end. You will frequently see-men killing trees as targets after briskly stroking their barrel.
"Excuse me Mr gun store owner. Do you have any ammosexual lube? "Yes, Sir. Butt we call it gun oil here".
(verb) To repeat a half truth, or full lie, so repeatedly until it is accepted as truth.
1. Karen's friends were so thoroughly benghazied by Bob's stories of his sexual exploits with her, which never happened, that she finally just accepted that he must be a forgettable ex-boyfriend. 2. "It never happened, and I didn't do it, and It's not even illegal. The media benghazied me!" 3. Their viewers are so benghazied after being told that political opinion entertainment shows, with celebrity journalists instead of reporters, are "News" that they have forgotten that news has weather, traffic, local events and crime reports, and actual reporters instead of journalist celebrities.
The act of suddenly waving one's arms around to shoo away an insect, or removing a spider web, that nobody else can see.
Janet's blind date quickly left after she had a temporary insect insanity episode right as they were about to meet for the first time.
The special privilege very attractive people get when they say or do, something very stupid and are not criticized for it. Such as the hot office tramp saying that "We need to try to save energy because of climate change" while cranking the thermostat way up because of her short skirt and low cut blouse. Or when the office stud muffin looks right down a female co-workers blouse while talking and she just smiles when she would sue all you ugly guys for sexual harassment if you did it!
"Why is it so hot in here today?", asked George. "Jennifer turned the heat up because she's wearing that little black dress we love." Replied Ted. "Oh OK. She has the hot privilege whenever she dresses like that". (and yes women do it for men too) "Did you hear George got fired for sexual harassment because he tried acting like Ted?" "Ha! That guy does not have the hot privilege Ted has!", said Fred while wiping the sweat off his forehead. (note; all characters here are fictional so don't sue me)
When all else fails. Read the directions. Usually becomes necessary after Murphy's Law has run it's course.
After putting out all the fires, and cleaning up the mess, the crew decided to obey Murphy's Rule and read the directions!
Tweetiot: (Twitter idiot) Someone who tweets idiotic nonsense while thinking themselves to be a genius.
"Did you see what the Tweetiot in Chief just posted on Twitter?" "Ever since Don discovered Twitter he's become a real tweetiot". Wise old saying; "Why not try looking like a stable genius by keeping mouth shut? Instead of tweeting mindless garbage like a Tweetiot!"