Country Dictionary

someone who deliberately ignores you when you are trying to get their attention, especially on msn when you know they are there.

i was talking to sarah on msn last night, and when i asked her for the money she owed me she she was being a total ignorasaurus.

The physical pain that comes with sitting at your computer creeping on Facebook for too long, mainly effecting ones neck, shoulders and back.

I got the worst creep neck last night after my five hour Facebook creeping session.

I couldn't peel myself away from my computer screen during that Facebook fight, now i have total creep neck.

when a girl, usually of the skanky variety, wears enough makeup on her face to paint a bathroom.

ew man look at her face, its caked.

for one to be extremely drunk and or high, causing one to act like a complete tard.

oh man, last night i was fucked out of my tree. i dont remember much, and im pretty sure i couldnt stand by the end of it.

my home town, the armpit of canada.
the actual name of the city is sarnia.

"dude, are you headin back to sarnhole for Christmas break?"
"yeah man, i'm headin back to sarnhole for Christmas break, and i can't fuckin' wait."

a sweater you don't care if you loose at the bar.
"i don't care if i loose it at the bar" sweater.

i lost my bar sweater last time we went out, so i'll have to make sure i keep this one on tonight.

when the bra a girl is wearing makes her boobs appear good sized, until you take it off and discover they really are not.

i didn't let him take off my bra because it gives me false boobs.