A fork of Rural Dictionary
70's slang-term for a prolific pubic bush. Inclusive of all genders and identifications. The main requirement is a crotchal region neglected from grooming for months, whereupon entire ecosystems can be formed.
Jack Rebney: "And, they fit the diverse buyer needs of a very large... fern. What's the fuckin' line, Ken?" Zach Galifianakis: "Between two Ferns"
A rough method of judging a person's rate of aging. To left test is to view a user's current profile picture on Facebook, which is the most recent, and press the left arrow key. This goes back to the user's first picture, when they were younger. It may span several years, or few, and their mileage will vary.
<while friend is stalking someone on Facebook> Damn, give them the left test! According to the left test, she's like-new.
Phonetic ebonic predecessor of "n00b" or "noob": lamer, lamah, lammah When slang on the Internet was influenced by ebonics to change "er" endings of words to an "ah" sound. The popular insult "lamer" became "lamah," which is both awkward looking and phonetically pre-existing in English as "llama." This practice of phonetic substitution would later peak as a fad by bastardizing the moment when two humans pronounce their undying bond for one another with simply "Olive Juice." Synonym: newb or n00b Antonym: elite, l33t Derogatory term to indicate limited cunning or wit in a given topic, typically technological. Noun. "llama, llamas" - A lame person or thing in cyber/leetspeak. - There are those who are leet, and there are llamas. Adjective: "llama" - Lame. This club is llama. Verb - Not used: "Chad has become llama" would be spoken only by a llama.
***now chatting in #momsemuroms*** *leechgzplz disconnected: <timeout exceeded: 3000s>* haqeur: u ph34r us yet, eric? h0m3br3w: just Ddos'd that llama w regular /ping on dial-up "Winamp, it really whips the llama's ass"
That thing she always said. When she knew she had nowhere else to run. All the loose ends were tied up, all the different variations of endings in the mystery novel were understood.
You: "Hey where'd that <incriminating object> come from?" Her: "I dunno." You: f'This reminds me of some shit from a movie. What the fuck, {self.girlfriend.name}?' Her: "I dunno..." You: "Nah we saw one like last week and it had this same incriminatory content and a suspect that had no real lines." Her: "Oh yeah, I remember that."
An object you place in front of your door. ffs Not a person you treat as if they were a doormat. You know, walkin' all over 'em and makin em feelike shitlike WHAT? You gonna do that? A doormat is simply an object placed before an entryway into someone's home. It is NEVER a human being that is treated like some planar object you can just walk all over, wipe your shoes off on, and then enter into the person's home I can't even get into. I can't get in there, because - hint hint - I'm a fucking doormat. So sure, I'll stay out here, glad I could be of help.
He used a doormat to wipe his shoes off before going into the apartment.
Musical Instrument Digital Interface Gangster-ass ways of letting music devices communicate between one and another. Except it has serious bottlenecks in speed - which fucks up its entire purpose.
MIDI Controller: NOTE-ON Korg MS2000: BEEEEEEAAAA MIDI CONTROLLER: <continued note-on event> Korg MS2000: AAAAAAAAA MIDI Controller: NOTE-OFF Korg MS2000: AAAAaaaaaa......
An event that exceeds your known understanding of bad circumstances.
"Went to a craw-fish broil; some dog knocked over the broiler. `Twas shit-tastic." "By shit-tastic, do you mean: 'An event that exceeds your known understanding of bad circumstances.'? That's what I get from the way you say it, anyways." "Yeah basically." "Oh, haha, cool. Man, that sucks! What'd you do?" "Ducked out of there with my girl and her sister's dogs. They didnt knock the shit over, but they were there and I like looking after them." "Ah that's cool, what breed are they?" "I don't really know. Like jack russel something. no fucking idea." "Haha, alright man. Nice chatting." "yeah no prob. peace dude" "l8r"