Country Dictionary

See jail, hell, boring

Got school sucks ass, I wanna drop out. Doesn't matter, I skip enough to survive.

One Handed Typing. An art mastered by Coleman, the original Llama. It is the art of washing face, whilst typing.

1. That was a great oht. 2. Have you finished oht'ing yet?

roughly translates to 'my cock is so small and bent that it can unlock handcuffs'

Cam'ron writes: "I unlock handcuffs, my cockmatics"

Blehj is a universal word that can be used as any part of the sentence. It is often used in friendly and fun situations as it replaces a name of a person who you are somehow familiar with. Can be also spelled Blej.

Hello blehj. How you doin blehj?

Pweb is a name of a made up animal with green soggy skin and bipedal structure and an overall "froggy" look. A response to the word is often that the other person grabs his/hers cheeks, stretches them out and starts doing shortly interrupted churchling sounds. Pwebs have been invented in UK during an English lesson as a part of a social debate concerning gypsy community.

Pweb is teh pwab is teh plime to the twab.

Tard Ass : some one who is being a bit of a DICK HEAD and being supremley stupid and non sensical at the same time.

mike : yo man, yo momma is one fat sombitch, i bet she eats corn dogs fro breakfast.

A superlative term used majorly in the online gaming community, describing victorious cry of the enemy player as his gaming skills outstand skills of the other player. This is commonly used when the other player frags its enemy player in a concentrated ratio. The original term is Owned, but since the l337 speech, it is spelled with a zero and a deliberate mistype (just like in the word teh) with a p on the beginning.

Haha, p0wned n00b!