Country Dictionary

Time spent maintaining the pubic region either by waxing or shaving. Mostly in females, however, not unheard of in male pornstars or gay men.

Rachael's exemplary yard work was noticed by all at the beach.

Quite possibly the worst film ever made, You get: Dennis Quaid with a bad dye job, New York getting a thorough high colonic (By Mr Freeze) and the best junk science the Hollywood elites can muster. In general, "Plan 9 From Outer Space" with an exhorbitant effects budget>

I have had better written bowel movements than "The Day After Tomorrow".

An unwanted erection occurring at an inopportune time.

Pete was standing in the check out line when he sprouted a rogue missile.

Simply said, having sex with a pregnant woman.

Billy Bob and Brad took turns with Angelina poking junior in the eye.

To vomit-more precisely to vomit into a toilet.

After consuming the most of a case of beer, Chad ran to the bathromm where john caught him driving the white bus.

One who has their head so far up their ass they need a plexiglass window in their stomach to see where they are going.

Ralph Nader sure is a plexi!

Street automobile "art" form that showed up in the early 90's. Mostly to showcase a car that cannot get out of it's own way.

Hey Scooter, How much faster does that neon make your car?