Country Dictionary

Starfish Kiss

Two people farting simultaneously while their butt cheeks are spread, and the butt-holes are pressed together.

Kevin went to the gay bar, looking for a starfish kiss.

Fecal Face

A virus you contract from anal adventures; The result of too many rim jobs.

Julie, after munching a few butts, came down with fecal face.

Face Whore

A man or woman, not willing to fornicate, but always willing to give oral-sex to it's mate.

A person that will put anyone's genitalia in their mouth.

Jenny might still be a virgin, but she has always been a face whore.