Country Dictionary

doo doo glay

Brown anus material used to model cups and saucers

Kelly used doo doo glay to make his dad a present

Cod cream

Warm lotion whipped up by hand from the penis and applied to a womans face.
See butakke

Joyce loved to have Cod Cream spread on her face.

Austin, TX

1. capital (both governmental and hippie) of Texas
2. live music capital of the world
3. home to the University of Texas

I'm going to Austin for SXSW.

saladist

Red meat fast food and burger loving man beast phillybobo that is allergic to any food that’s potentially healthy. The thought of any green vegetable matter especially cucumber activates the the violent gag reflex.

Fancy some of my lettuce mate, no fuck that I’m a saladist

Penis pudding

Warm pudding like substance which some women find delicious.They say its salty to the taste.

Sara loved gargling with my penis pudding.