Country Dictionary

Crotch cringe

When somebody is so repulsive that they make your crotch litrally cringe.

Person 1: Did you see that photo of Britney in her bikini in heat the other day? Person 2: EURGH yer it made my crotch cringe. Person 1: I bet if you saw David Wilsonholme naked he would be spherical... Person 2: Ewww thats sick, it makes me want to sew myself up! Person 1: LOL!! Crotch cringe!!!!

hippy

what charvs call ANYONE that isnt a charv. usually pre-fixed by 'fucking' or suffixed by 'whore'

girl on train: can I sit here? charv: no... fucking hippy!

BING

THE meaningless swear word of the year! means anything you want it too. originates from a mishearing of the lyrics 'motherfucking PIMP'

I haz got my bling and a ho on each arm. I am a mother-luvvin BING

Poutfit

An outfit for when you really wanna show off when your in a really normal place- also a time for many myspazz photos.

wearing a fur bolero to go to the shops for milk is a poutfit.

pedo-tache

similar to the 'molestertache' this is a bad moustache asociated with perverts of all variations

thank god Brandon Boyd shaved off his pedo-tache... that thing was scary!!!!!