A fork of Rural Dictionary
(verb) A blunder caused by general ineptitude, esp. when leading to the misfortune or injury of another. Based on the play of NBA player Ira Newble.
My bad, I newbled that pass. Dude, I newbled your car. James totally newbled my chances with that girl by bringing up my ex.
Ass + Cake one who resembles a donkey or a human rear end, is to slow to understand anything, completes all tasks with imeasurable foolishness, and is slow or fat at the result of being incredibly lazy and eating to many unhealthy foods that are staples in the american diet such as cake. Also, a lame insult aimed by republicans at liberals for there partys animal, a donkey. Those in the asscake or aszcake cult worship and live through the ability to blame all of societys and there own problems on those democrats who posses fat asses and ramble nonsensically like Al Sharpton.
Some random Asscake: O well I'm to lazy. MrT: Asscake MrT: I hate Bush Sunshit: Asscake Thomas Thomas Thomas Thomas: So vat is up? MrT: Asscake