A fork of Rural Dictionary
Ass + Cake one who resembles a donkey or a human rear end, is to slow to understand anything, completes all tasks with imeasurable foolishness, and is slow or fat at the result of being incredibly lazy and eating to many unhealthy foods that are staples in the american diet such as cake. Also, a lame insult aimed by republicans at liberals for there partys animal, a donkey. Those in the asscake or aszcake cult worship and live through the ability to blame all of societys and there own problems on those democrats who posses fat asses and ramble nonsensically like Al Sharpton.
Some random Asscake: O well I'm to lazy. MrT: Asscake MrT: I hate Bush Sunshit: Asscake Thomas Thomas Thomas Thomas: So vat is up? MrT: Asscake
clever way of saying someone is an asshole. i mean seriously why say asshole thats so mainstream. and cake is more fun sounding than hole... heh
mr poo: i love you captain jesus: shut up asscake
(Noun.) 14 guys performing a creampie simultaniously, filling a male asshole, making a vanilla frosted cake-like substance, an asscake.
The KKK just gave asscakes to innocent black convicts all over the tri-state area. Those faggot asshole KKK fucks!
A mean, ignorant and insensitive person who makes a complete ass of themself.
Person 1: That guy is such an asscake! Person 2: Yeah I know!
When you take a dump that has the consistency of cake mix after eating nothing but alcohol the night before.
"Dude, i got totally wasted last night. When i had a dump this morning is was Asscake!"