Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

ADD

Attention Deficit Disorder, most frequently diagnosed in kids. It's something that can easily be "self diagnosed" in a pseudo science way, but it is something that everyone on the internet seems to have an opinion on, whether they are a doctor or not.

Asshole 1:"ADD is just a sorry excuse for people to be lazy! Believe me, I know!"

Asshole 2:"ADD is a real thing, a doctor can diagnose you for it! I know a guy!"

by mrbigmclargehuge September 12, 2011

Lamar Smith

The man behind the shittiest piece of legislation the U.S. government ever came up with. He is a Republican from Texas and does not deserve a second more in office.

Lamar Smith is another retarded asshole with too much power, it is amazing that anonymous ignores him.

by mrbigmclargehuge January 18, 2012

Batmanning

Hanging upside down from something by the strength of your feet and ankles

Retard: "I'm going to take a pic of me planking!"

Bad ass: "Planking is for pussies, I'm batmanning"

by mrbigmclargehuge August 29, 2011