A fork of Rural Dictionary
An insult that means someone's a giant yellow bellied chicken. Named after the bird from Final Fantasy which is basically a giant yellow chicken,
Scenario 1 3 mates about to see a horror movie cowardly friend: Guys I changed my mind. I don't wanna see this movie, it looks too scary! Friend 1: Ah come on man, don't be chicken. Cowardly friend:I'm not! The man on the poster looks scary! I'm not seeing this! Friend 2:Mate you're such a chocobo! Friend 1: Chocobo! Choboco! Is the big chocobo scared of a horror movie? Cowardly friend: Screw you guys! Scenario 2 Marty bumps into Biff at a diner Biff:Hey watch where you're going butthead! Now I'm gonna pound you! Marty:No thanks Biff I was just leaving. Biff: What's McFly? You Chocobo? Marty's face goes bright red and swells up with rage Marty: NOBODY CALLS ME A CHOCOBO!!!!
The Aquaman of Hogwarts. It's where all the mismatches and losers who don't fit anywhere else goes. They like to think that they're cool unique, and special. But really they suck, their mascots a bloody badger for crying out loud!
Sorting Hat: Hmm. Too dumb for Ravenclaw, too cowardly for Gryffindor, too honest for Slytherin. Hufflepuff! Student: Aw man Hufflepuff sucks! They're like the Aquaman of Hogwarts!
Manx phrase meaning it's very windy.
Man walks in and the wind blows his door shut. "It's blowing a hoolie out there!"
When a person can't be arsed to do their dishes and leaves them in the sink with soapy water in hopes someone else will wash it up for them. When said person is asked why they've left their dishes in the sink they'll claim they're leaving it to soak and they'll wash it later, chances are they won't though.
Andy"Lilly you've left your dirty dishes in the sink!" Lilly"Gosh I'm just leaving them to soak. I'll do it later!" The next day Andy"Damn it Lilly your dirty dishes are still here!" Lilly" I'm leaving them to soak I'll do it later!" Andy"Oh for the love of! Fine I'll wash your damn dishes!"
When your bestie is only really your bestie due to lack of other friends. So they're only your bestie by default. They tend to drive you nuts and make you often question why you're even friends with them. Is often an old school friend or childhood friend and you're only really still friends with them due to knowing them so long as well as not having many friends. They tend not be a great friend or even a good friend really. Chances are if you met a better friend you'd drop your default bestie like a sack of shit.
Tom"UghI fucking hate Matt! He drives me mad!" Mum" isn't he your best friend?" Tom"Honestly he's a default bestie. Only reason I'm still friends with him is because I've got no one else"
The technically definition is a woman with an hour glass figure. However overweight women have taken the term as their own, so nowadays if someone uses the term curvy, its people trying to politely say their fat. On dating profiles fat women will often use the term curvy to describe themselves as its hard to tell if their actually curvy or overweight.
Original Definition: Woah Marilyn Monroe sure was hot and curvy. New Definition: Example 1- As a curvy woman I have to shop in plus size shops like Evans. Example 2- Have you met Alex's new girl? She's a bit on the curvy side. Example 3- So I'm meeting this girl from Match, shes listed her body type as curvy but all her pictures of selphies that only show her face. Hmm.
British slang for I'll punch you in the mouth.
Hermione "But Ron that chocolate was mine..." Ron "Ya better shut ya mouth ya cheeky cunt or I swear to christ I'll hook ya in the gabber m8!