A fork of Rural Dictionary
Explanation for circumcision which doesn't involve a rabbi.
No pretty Palestinian girl, I am not a jew, merely the victim of a cocker spaniel.
guy with no cat-sense who likes to fuck mermen in their clamps and wield himself.
My God if its isnt crazyoldman, quick son, hide the mermen.
Contraction of a saying which refers to businesslike sex with a girl who is not facially attractive.
"You don't look at the mantlepiece when your stoking the fire."