Country Dictionary

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stoning out

Zoning out, specifically after smoking the dried buds of the plant "cannabis".

Pussyface and friends have been sitting at a restaurant while under the effects of "Tetrahydrocannabinol". After some time, the waitress approaches them to take their order. WAITRESS: May I take your order? PUSSYFACE: What? WAITRESS: Do you know what you want to order? PUSSYFACE: Oh! No...sorry I was stoning out.

by ninjatigerbatman September 11, 2013

check, please

A response to becoming the victim of an accident, indicating embarrassment.

Vinny is attempting to cross the street while carrying a sack of recently dismembered cow penises. As he steps off the sidewalk, a bicycle messenger rams into him at full speed, tossing the penises everywhere and causing a compound fracture in Vinny's left knee. Vinny: "Check, please."

by ninjatigerbatman July 08, 2011