Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Pussywashed

A phenomenon that occurs where a person is so hypnotized by sex, that he/she will put up just about any amount of torment or mental abuse from their partner. If confronted the victims will often cite that they “love” that person, when in reality, they love gettin they dick wet frfr.

Nah man, she’s got him pussywashed

by niquil January 01, 2022

Pussywashed

A phenomenon that occurs where a person is so hypnotized by sex, that he/she will put up just about any amount of torment or mental abuse from their partner. If confronted the victims will often cite that they “love” that person, when in reality, they love gettin they dick wet frfr.

Nah man, she’s got him pussywashed

by niquil January 01, 2022

Squishy

(Verb) A bathroom prank, where sauce packets (Ketchup, Mustard, Mayonaise, Soy Sauce, etc.) are folded up and placed underneath the toilet seat on the notches. The victim naturally undoes their pants, as well as underwear and sits on the toilet, unbeknownst to them their weight has caused two ketchup packets to unload their contents directly into his/her undergarments. (warning, this has to be the worst thing you can do to someone)

Hey man, Why is their mustard in your underwear?
someone set up a squishy in the bathroom.

by niquil July 16, 2021

hit a clip

When someone does something remarkable in terms of an activity. derived from the video game streaming service twitch where the viewers can save a video clip of something in the stream.

that test just hit a clip on my ass
my little brother just hit a clip on that noob

by niquil February 20, 2020

Bumper Sticker Logic

Logic that, if heard or read, will make sense briefly. But will not hold up under any amount of scrutiny. Bumper sticker logic will pass the smell test, but fails to hold up under deeper inspection.

“Believe all women” that is a great statement, but am I supposed to believe Ghislaine Maxwell, nah man, that is just bumper sticker logic

by niquil July 31, 2022

brizette

A brizette is an amazing person she is a good cousin and a good friend

Omg brizette is so nice I love her

by Niquil October 17, 2018

Fart Time Encroachment

(noun) - The act of a fart encroaching on the exit, the exact moment when one is about to take Gas Relief medicine.
(verb) - A fart Jumping the gun when it realizes its demise is soon to come in the form of Gas Relief medicine.

I was farting like an absolute menace, I tried to take some gas medicine, but that was no match for the short term fart time encroachment.

by niquil July 02, 2021