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asparagus

A term used to parody astrology girls and their crazy beliefs in zodiac signs.

Example: Police Officer: You're under arrest. Astrology Girl: For what? I didn't do anything! Police Officer: You're under arrest for murdering those five children in the parking lot. Astrology Girl: Please don't arrest me, I'm sorry officer, it's because I'm an Aquarius! Police Officer: Nobody cares that you're an asparagus, you're still going to prison.

by obama account April 28, 2024

TikTok challenges

Just another word for crimes against humanity.

Person 1: I'm about to do some TikTok challenges Person 1's father: *Leaves to "get milk"*

by obama account July 24, 2022