A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of making yourself look like a snail in funny places; it is done by lying down in a similar fashion to planking, but with your butt raised up in the air.
"I'm snailing! Y'know, it’s where you make yourself look like a snail in really funny places. It's way more hardcore than that stupid planking crap!"
Ogre porn.
(At least according to Anthony Padilla)
Not to be confused with OP meaning "overpowered".
"Damn, this gun is OP!"
"Ogre porn?"
"No, OP - 'overpowered'!"
"No, I'm pretty sure it means ogre porn - trust me, I frequented many Shrek forums in my day."
When you take a dump on your partner's titties and wipe it off with pages of the Qu’ran.
Maybe if you’re lucky, I’ll give you the Suicide Bomb.
The most dangerous kiss to ever give someone. Made famous by Smosh.
"No, not the Louisiana Steamboat, no! Oh… that feels kinda good!" - Stevie
A curse word to use when you can't think of a horrible enough word to describe something really awful.
"These games, these fuckin' games are… scunt! Oh yeah… it's that bad."