Country Dictionary

When you eat an obese person out, and you have to dig around and dive to find the pussy.

Guy: Hold your fupa, I’m going spelunking in the cavern
Girl: Hold your breath

Shitting in the urinal and pissing on the floor

Did you see Terry yesterday? He pulled a french squat during lunch break

A chipmunk. Like a large bear, they eat food and can chew through camp gear to get it. But unlike big bears, they are tiny

“Hey bro! You got a hole in your pack.” “Shit, a microbear ate my candy bar!”

Somewhere between the past participle, present, and future tense of yeet. Also a great name for a group chat with the bois.

To yeet, be yeeted, get yoted. Ah, yeetus.

Similar to a wet willy; you use your erect wet cock and penetrate your targets ear, usually by surprise

Is it gay if I really want a wet wallace right now?

Nah g

When an oriental squats and shits in an American urinal, typically a foreign exchange student who is new to the country.

Did you see Xio Ping? He pulled a Singapore Squat by room 412!

Light sexual touch on the back of ones arm with the intent to give him a boner

OMG! I was just grass blading on PJ!