A fork of Rural Dictionary
No Reason Erection Picture this, you're at school on a rainy Wednesday morning. You're sitting comfortably in your seat when you start to feel a strange sensation in your sweat pants. You then think to yourself,"Oh shit. I have a boner." You ponder,"How can I get this to go away?" Just then, the teacher calls you to the front of the room. You come to the realization that your erection isn't going to deflate any time soon. Curse those NREs!
Guy #1: Man, I just got a terrible NRE! Guy #2: Man, I didn't need to know that...