Country Dictionary

short sersponse from the phrase what the fuck?

what the fuck are u douin? Data fuck- i'm douing this

A penis that cannot get hard.

I took this chick back to my place, but since I was so wasted my horse didn't jump. So we ended up passing out.

oh gabbys got a big butt

look at that badonki

Scots, Faeces, rubbish.

Ah'm gonnae jobby masel. That film wis pure jobby. C'mere ya wee jobby. Or for instance, tartin' up hooses in a cooncil scheme: "Aye well, ye cannae polish a jobby".

The vagina

I rammed my manmeat deep inside her cumbucket.

African American term for Jesus Christ Almighty.

jizzi crizzi died on the cross for you, nigger.

1. Mystery ingredient in Keystone's party mix. 2. Small pretzels.

1. Yo man, any midgee left in that party mix. 2. Dude, I bought a box of mini pretzels and you all the midgee.