A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of masturbation, especially following a visit to church camp.
Bryce went 12 days, but then he had to reset the tally.
Spalding Hall is a building at UHM. By acting lost and trying to find Spalding Hall, the phrase "Excuse me, can you direct me to spalding hall?" quickly became the lamest pickup line ever.
{the scene: Saturday, midday. Carrying stuff from the store, obvious heading back to dorms.}
Me: Chino, check out that girl up there, she's pretty fine, eh?
{girl is hot, but obviously older and she is clearly standing closely/clinging onto a guy that is her boyfriend}
Chino: yeah.
{walk past girl, chino stops}
Chino: excuse me, can you direct us to spalding hall?
Girl: ....Uhhh? Spalding...umm, I don't know. Maybe you could ask the bookstore?
Chino: Nah, I'll just keep on wandering!
{Girl looks confused, Chino continues walking.}
Me: what.
An alternative name for the country/territory known as "Prussia."
"PRUSSIA, MORE LIKE PUSSY RUSSIA AM I RIGHT?!" -Fat Lames
"Yeah, that's hilarious abe, you can do that for anything that starts with P. Seriously, you're retarded. What about Paul? Pussy-aul?" - Me
"HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHATHATSFUNNY" - Fat Lames (I'm serious, he cracked up. he's a goddamn moron.)
The Amendment that you use when you are drunk--meaning to take the fifth.
Jim thought he would not incrimenate himself by claiming the eighteenth, but in the end he was just totally fucking drunk.
tgfkatn The girls who used to be called the nips, or nick's bitches. However, following Nick's overall lack of control and Hunter's "whoops told them they were nips" dialogue, they are now disbanded and known as the girls formerly known as the nips.
Also, nearly all (if not all) are bitter at Hunter. Forgive and forget, ladies.
"Nick, we should go do some archery this weekend." "With who?" "You know, that girl, the ni.... the girl formerly known as a nip."