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Micromegas Complex

To view other human beings, largely, as a fascination or a sociological zoo or study subject or subjects. Based on Voltaire's Sci-Fi story and character Micromegas.

I watch porn with a Micromegas Complex. or My Micromegas Complex makes social situations difficult.

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Youthanize

To hit a Sumerian in the back of the neck with a needle full of a strange solution forcing them to shed and become a child again.

He hit him point blank in the back of the neck to youthanize him.

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Amber Rose

Prolapsed anus (as heard in the comedy of "The Black Jester").

The Black Jester told a joke "What's an amber rose, sounds like prolapsed anus," as he jokes about the slut walk.

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gyroid

A reference to Animal Crossing used in a Vancouver Municipal Election as a point about funding things voluntarily. To voluntarily fund public projects. Taxless project funding.

Want it funded, put a gyroid on it.

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FAG

Acronym for Fickle Ass Gambler, designed as a way to describe a Versatile Homosexual, as in the act of Comedian, The Black Jester

That FAG can't pick take it or jam it in the ass.

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Lets Go Brandon

A clean way to tell the current President, "F*ck You."

Lets Go Brandon is a phrase to tell a President "Fuck You" in Network TV friendly terms.

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Eatapuss Syndrome

A punchline in the comedy act of The Black Jester, referring to mommy issues and lesbianism. Regarding seeking sentimental validation (sexually) from another woman.

She ran through a million dental damns due to her Eatapuss Syndrome.

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