A fork of Rural Dictionary
Something more fantastic than spam
That goal was spantastic
When there is a group of 6men and one midget women, then the guys play american football with the midget for 10minutes and the man with most touch downs gets to piledrive her
Me and my buddies are playing the glasgow superbowl tonight with the midget from down the lane
The french fancy has two meanings,
A small delicously and a women, examples:
1. A delicious cake usually eaten after dinner
2. A french virgin who is willing to perform the reverse cow-girl sex position for their first time
Man "That french fancy i had last night was wonderful!"
Friend "What one?"
Man "Lets just say i rode her like a horsr..."
When you have sex with a women and as youre about to jizz scream as loud as possible "expelliarmus" and drown her vagina with your magic juice. If the women is pleased with your performance then you will recieve ten points for griffin dor
Harry potter is awesome in so many ways, he defeats voldemort and my girlfriends pussy