A fork of Rural Dictionary
Name commonly in reference to a large bass caught while fishing. Often the best catch of the day
I heard if you go to the lake around 6 in the morning you can catch 'Ole Bertha, the 8 pound bass. Make sure to use a top water lure
When you're from Franklin Lakes, everyone in New Jersey knows about your town. You know you’re from Franklin Lakes when: - You go to the Dunkin Donuts after school at FAMS - You have been to the Indian Trail Club at least sometime in your life - Most of your shopping is done at the Market Basket - You attend MBS only on Easter and Christmas (only if you’re Catholic) - Seeing Phil Simms around town is a normal thing - You have gotten hit on / talked to the guy at the Citgo Station at least once in your life (RIP to the legend) - You know the Lukoil in town in the place to get underage tobacco products - People from other towns are obsessed with your house - In addition to owning a huge house in town, you also own a vacation home at the Jersey Shore - If you went to FAMS, you had Ms. Wulster for Phys. Ed. some point in your time there - The majority of the kids who go to FAMS end up going to a private high school versus going to Indian Hills or Ramapo - The majority of the moms drive a Tahoe or an Escalade - You have a hard time deciding which of the 3 pizza places in town to order from - Bagel Nosh is your go to breakfast place - The Bar / Bat Mitzvah’s are more extravagant than the average wedding - You tell people Michael Jackson lived here - Every kid played for the “War Eagles” growing up, whether it was baseball, football, or basketball
"Yo man you know where I can get a tin?" "Have you tried the Franklin Lakes Lukoil?"
RV and Campground sight in Pennsylvania, about 20 minutes from the famous "Amish Country" Most commonly linked to "Ole Bertha" the 8 pound bass that's found in the lake on the campground area.
My buddies and I are going up to Spring Gulch for the weekend in our RV to try to get Ole Bertha