Country Dictionary

Lawn Gnome Syndrome

n. A mental ailment similar to depression, characterized by a tendancy to mope and be unhappy.
Acronym: LGS.

A: "He's sitting in the corner all alone moping. What's wrong with him?"
Dr. B: "He has Lawn Gnome Syndrome. Go and force him to feel better."

Bin

n. An exclamation or expression for something spectacular, incredible or insane; whack, crunk, off tha heezee, hype, killer, etc.

Derived from the name of Osama Bin Laden. Bin is linked to "killer", and adjective used to describe Mr. Laden.

You got a Caddie? That's Bin, bro!

That rocket is Bin!

LGS

n. A condition similar to depression; in a depressed or semi-depressed state of mind; mopey.

adj. Descriptive of someone who is aflicted with LGS.

Dervied from Lawn Gnome Syndrome.

Stop being so damn LGS.

He's always so LGS. All he does is sit there and mope.

teabag

A person lacking in courage or moxie; a wuss or sissy.

C'mon dude, don't be a teabag! Drink the bathwater!