Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Muslim Slugger

Someone of middle-eastern origin (not always affiliated with Islam) who uses their sand sleaze to score a perfect six at a party. Often wears a silk/satin shirt

Bro did you see Ajmar score that butter face last night? He's really a muslim slugger!

by reallifedefz May 17, 2016

Muslim Slugger

Someone who is of middle-eastern origin (doesn't have to be muslim) who uses their sand sleaze to pick up A Perfect 6.

Bro did you see Ajmal fuck up like 3 butter faces last night?? He really is a Muslim Slugger!

by reallifedefz May 16, 2016

Pre-Game Drink Trail

The line of bottles, usually for cheap alcohol, that hordes outside of a sport stadium, left by the pre-game drinkers and the fuck $10 beer club.

The pre-game drink trail outside the A's game was littered with Modelo, Bud, and numerous off-brand beers with spanish labels.

by reallifedefz May 16, 2016

Perfect Six

About the ugliest you'll go when it comes to slaying time. Usually has a sexy body with one or two major flaws.

I'm gonna fuck Sarah. She might have a ski slope nose and pepperoni nipples, but overall she's hot as fuck. Yea dude, do it. She's a perfect six.

by reallifedefz May 16, 2016

Pinnochio Meme

A highly formulated meme where a picture of pinnochio with a long nose is paired with a caption that states something that could be true, but isn't.

Saw a pinnochio meme about staying sober. Fuck my life..

by reallifedefz May 16, 2016

Chaining Advice

The act of asking two or more friends for advice regarding an issue with an obvious solution. Suggestions are often unanimous from all parties.

May decided chaining advice would be the best way to solve her boy problem.

by reallifedefz May 17, 2016

Cockthlete

Someone who thinks they are a master athlete and can excel in any game because they are good at one sport.

Bryan tried to play basketball with us yesterday and acted like he was the mvp. Bryan the swimmer? Yea, what a cockthlete

by reallifedefz May 16, 2016